Tuesday, August 7, 2012

First rule in a zombie outbreak is to take out the Postman/Woman?


This may be a bit controversial but the Zombie Mailman/woman needs a Bullet delivered first class to his/her head. If (when) a zombie outbreak happens and you find yourself sitting on the roof with a shit load of ammo and a decent gun, look to take this nemesis out ASAP.

Here are the reasons why!
1. Zombies follow a path of repetition. And this guy will be at every door in the neighbourhood.
2. We don’t know what (if any?) intelligence is left but if this guy has seen you place a key under the matt, or witnessed a cat go into a cat flap this could spell trouble.
3. It could be carrying valuable supples that are basically getting delivered to your door. Don’t forget to sign for them though.
4. If you don’t stop them, they will not stop… EVER! Because they are walking machines. And it is up to you to stop them.
So please help your fellow neighbour out and take them out!


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