5 Funny Zombie Apocalypse Tips
1. Cover yourself in tin foil.
Joel Hilton suggests that “even zombies hate the sensation of biting down on tin foil,” in his article, 10 household items that could save your life in a zombie apocalypse. Interesting theory, Joel. Would you kindly volunteer to test that out for us?
2. Stockpile toilet paper.
Hilton also predicts that if you stock up on toilet paper, it could be used as currency. Kevin Hayden suggests growing Abutilon x ‘Bella Pink’ a flowering plant because their broad fuzzy leaves could function in the same way. Finally, we know why Cornholio likes to stockpile it!
3. Surround your house with treadmills that generate electricity.
This one comes from the xdtalk forums and makes the meme, at left, a bit more awesome, but good luck figuring out how to make the idea work.
4. Plant Cactus and venus fly traps.
Hayden has more up his sleeve than fuzzy green apocalypse t.p. He also advises building defenses with pencil cactus, which produces a sap that causes painful blinding, and those of the thorny variety. The fly traps are proposed as a disease control method in places where rotting bodies collect. Start now, or your outer defenses won't have time to grow!
5. Collect pop tabs.
Then use them to make chainmail according to the instructions in the video to the left. If you happen to be made of money, Zprepared offers a pre-made light chain mail (Which boasts protection from even zombie land sharks) for $23000.
I like the treadmill one... was unexpected.
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