Are YOU Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse? Take The Z-SAT To Be Sure!
This is the most important test you will ever take!
Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test is the official zombie survival test (all other zombie tests have officially been officially eaten by official looking zombie officials). Z-SAT tests the individual on a wide range of zombie survival knowledge with a number of different question types. The test consists of over 300 different questions, and most of them are multiple choice! Here are some sample questions:
- What is the maximum distance that fragmentation grenades can cause injury?
- What happens if you are bitten by a zombie?
- Which area of the human skull is the weakest?
- True or False: A zombie's flesh is edible and safe for consumption when cooked properly.
- And loads more!
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Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test has a total of 1,230 points to earn and will determine if you are extremely knowledgeable and skilled in the art of zombie survival - or if you are just going to quickly become zombie food. You'll be graded, you'll be assessed, and by the end, you'll pretty much know what your life expectancy should be. Just remember to A) use a number 2 pencil and B) be honest and not cheat. Because unlike in school, cheating while taking this test REALLY matters. If you cheat on your Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test, you might just pay with your life!
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