Sunday, July 1, 2012


BRING HOME THE DEMONS ON DVD! ARROW VIDEO & TWITCH  GIVEAWAY!







Our friends at Arrow Video and Twitch are offering up Lamberto Bava's Demons Demons 2 on DVD for one lucky reader! These DVDs are packed with exclusive bonus material, reversible artwork, and all the blood, gore, and demon goo you can handle! All you need to do to win is send an e-mail to the address below and state that you want to bring the demons home! This contest runs through next Thursday, July 5th, so get your entries in quickly. Only one entry per household please!

Send an email to josh@twitchfilm.net with "Bring The Demons Home" in the subject line to enter!

Good Luck!

Zombies Love Nerds – They Have Bigger Brains



Zombies Love Nerds - They Have Bigger Brains

Bigger is better ... brains, that is! Zombies love nerds because they have bigger brains, but thankfully they can use that same big brain to avoid being eaten.

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Zombie Tale Proves Brainy Choice At Fest



The Noise and Pictures team, lead by Giles McNeill, centre, won the 48-hour film festival prize in Auckland last night. Photo / Michael Craig




A subtitled film about a family of zombies coming under attack by a human zombie hunter has taken top honors at the V48-hour Film Festival grand final.
Brains? beat hundreds of other films produced over one frantic weekend to take the gong in Auckland last night.
Teams must write, shoot, cut and hopefully survive making a short film, all within the space of 48 hours.
Wellington-based director Giles McNeill, who led a team of 18 to make the short film, was still buzzing when the Herald on Sunday called after the big win.
"I was so surprised because the competition was massive and there are some really talented people involved."
The team won $60,000 in cash and prizes. Second was Team Lense Flare with The Girl With The Clover Tattoo and third was Muck Puddy for Love In Decay.
Brains?, described as a comedy/horror, got the nod because it was so different, McNeill believed.
The plot centred around a zombie family sitting down to a dinner of brains and other body parts when they are attacked by a human and "tragedy and hilarity ensues", he said.
"I really wanted to make something that stood out. We took all the normal elements out. The human becomes the zombie. It's a monster film, but the usual monsters are the sympathetic [characters]."
The movie was subtitled because the zombies did not speak English, they spoke zombie. It was an obvious decision, rather than a bold one, McNeill said. "When they speak we as humans can't really understand, it's all just moans and groans and words like 'brains'. But that played really well to the big crowds."
Watch the winning movie here.

HOW'SBOUT A GAME OF ZOMBEER?



Zombeer Offers Shootin' And Drinkin'

If there are two things the modern gamer knows, it’s zombies and beer. Luckily, the fine folks over at Moonbite have decided to combine those two very things into one monstrous first-person shooter, creating the survival horror comedy shooter known only as Zombeer.

You read that right; Zombeer. And the game looks about as crazy as it sounds. Players take control of K (all grindhouse heroes answer to a single letter, apparently), a man who wakes up in a Mexican bar to discover not only does he have to blow the zombie hordes to smithereens, but that chugging brewskies is the only way to prevent himself from joining their foul ranks. Drink too much, though, and the gameplay takes a nasty twist. 


Here’s Moonbite CEO Carlos Fernandez putting all that craziness into his own words.

“Our team is very passionate about pop culture, so the game proudly features many references movies, comic books and games that we like,” Fernandez said. “We have said that if Zombeer had a fragrance, it would be a mix between Las Vegas and a Tijuana dive bar.”

We’ll, uh, have to take your word on that last bit, Fernandez.

Zombeer is scheduled to release by the end of 2012 for PC, Mac and “such top-end platforms as the PlayStation 3.” For more info, check out the official site

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Zombie Apocalypse: Will Flesh Eating Bacteria Exterminate all Life on Planet Earth?



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Despite what you may have read, experts insist there’s no flesh-eating bacteria outbreak in the United States. But if recent high-profile cases of necrotizing fasciitis have shed light on the disease, which affects about 15,000 people each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control, then more good than harm has been done, they say.
Melissa Croucher is just happy to have her dad back. Melissa’s father, Tad Hawley, lost his leg to a flesh-eating bacteria around Easter. He became sick Sunday afternoon; the following afternoon, we were saying our goodbyes,” said Hawley’s daughter Melissa. It took only 32 hours for the bacteria to take over his body.
“It happened so fast. At first I wasn’t in pain. Then, in just a few minutes, I was in a lot of pain. That’s when I guess the infection took over,” said Hawley. The physician, Croucher, came in and said, “Mr. Hawley, you have a very serious condition. You have flesh-eating bacteria that is ravaging your body. I’m not sure you’re going to live.”
Croucher was there with her dad in the hospital. She said his leg looked like something out of a science fiction movie.“There was tremendous amounts of swelling. There was discoloration. It looked like a child came in with a marker and colored all over his leg. He had large blisters. His leg was oozing blood and puss. It was terrifying.”
This brings the number of recent NF cases in the National spotlight to four.
The medical term for this flesh-eating bacteria is Necrotizing Fasciitis, or NF for short. NF is a bacterial infection. This bacteria attacks the soft tissue and the fascia, which is a sheath of tissue covering the muscle. NF can occur in an extremity following a minor trauma or after some other type of opportunity for the bacteria to enter the body, such as surgery.The Group A Strep infection (flesh eating bacteria) is most common with minor trauma. A mixed bacterial infection is often the cause after surgery.
In order for someone to contract NF, the bacteria must be introduced into the body. This occurs either from direct contact with someone carrying the bacteria, or because of the bacteria being carried by the person him or herself. Group A Strep is the same bacteria that causes strep throat. However, there are various strains of the bacteria, some of which are more powerful than others.
Bobby Vaughn, of Cartersville, Ga., is reportedly in the hospital recovering from the NF bacteria. “It went from the size of a little peanut to a grapefruit fast, whatever it was,” said Vaughn, “I lost a lot of tissue that was in there. I’ve had a total of about five surgeries. I’ve had two there, and I’ve had three here in Augusta.”
And earlier this year, a South Carolina woman, Lana Kuykendall, was diagnosed with flesh-eating bacteria shortly after giving birth to twins. She had just come home from the hospital when she noticed that there was a spot on her leg. She went to the hospital, where she was diagnosed with the NF bacteria.

She has undergone seven surgeries thus far. “She still has a long road ahead of her,” said Brian Swaffer, Kuykendall’s brother. “We’re thankful that the infection is contained to just her legs. Her organs, her vitals are good. She’s got a great team of doctors.”
And then there is Aimee Copeland, a 24-year-old student from Georgia. She was diagnosed with the flesh-eating bacteria earlier this month after she fell from a homemade zip line. She had her left leg amputated several days ago and had her right foot and both hands amputated as well.
“We identify with this beautiful young girl Aimee, but before this, it hasn’t been sexy for the media. It hasn’t been a topic of interest. My heart is with this poor young girl, but I get calls and emails every day from people who are experiencing this,” says Jacqueline Roemmele, director of the National Necrotizing Fasciitis Foundation and a survivor of the disease. “This is nonstop. It’s every day.”
Symptoms of necrotizing fasciitis include swelling, pain and redness of the affected area, along with fever, nausea, vomiting, and flu-like symptoms. One tell-tale characteristic is that the symptoms develop rapidly, typically within 24 hours of experiencing a skin wound. Another is that the pain is more severe than seems appropriate for the wound.
Although people who have chronic medical conditions such as cancer or diabetes or who have a compromised immune system or recent vital infection accompanied by a rash are at an increased risk of flesh eating bacteria, many individuals who develop the condition are in good health before the infection sets in.
Therefore, anyone who gets an infection, whether it is from a paper cut, surgical incision, puncture wound, or other trauma, is at risk for flesh eating bacteria. People who experience a deep infection in the bone, muscle, or gastrointestinal system are at greater risk for necrotizing fasciitis because the initial infection and spread is not visible. Flesh eating infection has also been associated with the use of Illegal Bath Salts.
Is this the beginning of the end for the human race?
Will this bacteria be introduced into our water supply or the atmosphere by some group of people hell bent of the destruction of the planet Earth as we know it?
Stay tuned for more info. And remember, you heard it here first.


~http://guardianlv.com

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