Zombie news update: Officially banned from the 2012 Olympics
After an intense behind the scenes battle in London; a final ruling has just come down banningZombies from the Olympics. To maintain the spirit of the games, a new rule was adopted. The new rule requires for a person’s body to be in one piece at both the beginning and at the end of their same routine. Concerns had been raised that during the long jump competition that either by design or accident; an arm or leg could come off and travel much further than the rest of the body thereby giving the Zombies an unfair advantage.
Although disappointed by the ruling, the Zombies will not be protesting the decision and instead have agreed to just sit back and enjoy the international cuisine offered by the Olympic Games.
~cantonrep.com
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