6 Reasons Why Zombies Make Cool Parents

1-Fewer dishes to wash: Lots of water is saved.

2~More Alone Time: You have more time to play Zombies VS Plants!

3~Shorter school meetings: You grades will improve tremendously now!

4~Attention easily diverted: You can get away with so many things!

5~Mistake more easily tolerated: You are forgiven.

6~Simplified gift giving: In fact those gifts are FREE!