Tuesday, October 30, 2012

The scientific study of all things related to the undead and zombies.

Definition: Necropology  (n. neh-crow-pol-o-gee)
1. The scientific study of all things related to the undead and zombies.
2. The home of internationally recognized zombie experts: The Madore Brothers.
Here at Necropology.com we employ an interdisciplinary approach in our research into the Zombie Undead.  Whether the answer to our query lies within Physics, Neuroscience, Chemistry, Biology, Anthropology, History or others, we will not stop until we find it, understand it, add to it and write about it. The key to our research is the Scientific Method – if a field of study employs “the method”, we will employ that field in our efforts.  The more the merrier.  We have made major breakthroughs in Zombie Science – we are pleased to offer those results, here, now, for you….
Here at Necropology.com you will find the starting point for a new discussion of the undead.  Forget everything you know or thought you knew about zombies! 
Simply Click any of the paper links below and READ THE PAPERS ENTIRELY FOR FREE

About the Papers:
THE PHYSICS OF ZOMBIES: The first paper covers zombie organizational traits. Zombies do not just wander around when prey is present. Find out how bad a ZOMBIE BLACK HOLE can be by reading the paper!
Abstract: Madore’s Rule of Zombie Cohesion states that zombie cells will form as a result of zombie food/prey alert signals that create a zombie cohesive field that attracts zombies.It is our contention that once such cells form, they may continue to grow into zombiesuper cells unless acted upon by either attrition (due to acts, obstacles and nature) or splitduring zombie cell stress-fission into smaller cells. A zombie super cell may eventuallyform a zombie black hole and all free-roaming zombies capable of reacting to a zombiealert signal may be absorbed into said zombie black hole. We must prepare.
THE PHYSICS OF ZOMBIES II: The second paper dives into the subject of how a zombie can tell the difference between humans (prey) and other zombies. Why don't they eat each other? How do they target (see)? Read and find out!
Abstract: Madore’s Rule of Zombie Vision states that zombies do not abide by a dress code when picking their targets. Zombie vision is broader in its available spectrum than humanvision and is more effective at night than normal, human vision. Atomic and molecular changes in the makeup of the pigment rhodopsin, present in both humans and zombies,have been identified as the means by which zombies have a broader spectrum of visionthan humans. Zombies target human shaped objects if said object also has humaninfrared heat signature. Zombies can detect life visually.
THE PHYSICS OF ZOMBIES III: The third paper answers a MAJOR question: where do zombies get their energy if they are not eating food? How can a zombie, who has had his stomach blown out by a shotgun, survive? WHERE do they get their vitality? Read and find out!
Abstract: Madore’s Rule of Zombie Photosynthetic Vitality requires that zombies must bereceiving energy from a photosynthetic system. Zombies’ existence demonstrates adisregard for normal metabolic functions and a disdain for traditional eating habits.Zombies do not need normal food and can continue indefinitely without it. Humans, plants and bacteria each produce Adenosine Triphosphate as an energy source; zombie production of same is investigated. Implications for survival and combat are discussed.
THE PHYSICS OF ZOMBIES IV: The fourth paper is about a new way of combating zombies utilizing a BREAKTHROUGH in tactics, strategy and doctrine. Learn how men, women and children may move beyond tricky headshots and on to safely disabling zombies with ease! Find out how a paintball marker might be better than a handgun in disabling zombies!
Abstract: Madore’s Zombie War Doctrine states that no predator has withstood the onslaught of human cognition without either being destroyed or managed. Madore’s Zombie War Doctrine recognizes that zombies have lost their human credentials and thus must be lower than humans on the predatory scale. A new Zombie War Doctrine has emerged that returns humans to their Apex predator status and recognizes zombies as a dangerous, but manageable, pest. The doctrine is based upon an elementary discovery of a basic disabling tactic to utilize against zombies. In turn, the new tactic allows a new strategy and doctrine to emerge. We must move beyond headshots and into a managed zombie-pest control program.
THE PHYSICS OF ZOMBIES V: The fifth paper dives into the question of zombie longevity. How long can zombies survive? What causes them to come to an end? How long will we have to combat zombies after an infestation happens?
Abstract: Madore’s Rule of Zombie Longevity states that zombies do not rot in the traditional human biological sense, rather, they erode. We believe that zombies’ bodies do not repair themselves, thus, the erosion damage they incur on both the macro and micro levels is cumulative and permanent. We present a formula (ZEF: the zombie erosion formula) that calculates the probable factors involved in zombie erosion, and hence, the impact of that erosion on their longevity. We must prepare.
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