Indiegogo Project: Z-Ban Zombie Skin & Wound Sanitizer
Following the 1974 release of two documentaries, "CORPSE EATERS" and "ZOMBIES OF SUGAR HILL", the US Food and Drug Administration requested applications be made for the creation of a Tentative Final Monograph for Skin and Wound Sanitizers. Z-Ban is made in accordance with those guidelines.
Let's get one thing straight. The Zombie Apocalypse isn't an 'if', it's a 'when'. Got that?So, we want to help as many people as possible NOT become zombies. That's a total no-brainer. Umm... you know what we mean.
Z-Ban is a new Alcohol-Free Hand, Skin & Wound Sanitizer that has been tested against just about every virus, bacteria and spore known to man, and we want to make sure YOU have some before the zombies start showing up around your neighborhood. The challenge is that we need to get a production run going, and that's where YOU can help!
If you help us fund, we'll repay your mongo generosity with your own supply of Z-Ban! Talk about a win/win situation! You help us, we help you, humans win, zombies lose!
Donation levels start at just SEVEN BUCKS! If we can get the first 500 bottles sold, we can get the materials made, the bottles purchased, and the incredible Z-Ban Skin and Wound Sanitizer OUT TO YOU! One bottle can treat up to ten bites! (We're pretty sure about that. It's been hard to find people willing to volunteer to get bitten by a zombie.)
Help us help you! Let's beat this zombie virus once and for all!
Tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW! The fewer zombies the better!
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We have enough prototypes in stock to fulfill ANY orders that might come in early!
We begin shipping within DAYS of your donation! PROMISE!
And remember, the Apocalypse is probably going to start in LESS THAN TWO WEEKS, on 12/21/2012 (we double checked the Mayan calendar and yup! There it is! "Apocalypse Starts NOW!)
For more info or to make a pledge, click here!