Some people like to go for the classic sort of Christmas card. The one that is all family and sweet scenes and peace and stuff. There is the other sort that likes the exact opposite: snarky and silly pictures and humor. Combine the two, add a dash of the undead (because, really, what doesn't get better with a dash of the post-living?) and you have these hauntingly festive Zombie Christmas Cards.
There are four different cards in each pack of Zombie Christmas Cards, so you can make sure each person on your list gets just the right card. The art is in the style of classic cards, but with zombies and gore added in. Our favorite is the Santa one - just for the dread factor alone. Of course, with each set of Zombie Christmas Cards you also get envelopes to facilitate the sending of them - absolutely free! Sorry we use that joke three times on this page; it just tickles us. Just like Zombie Christmas Cards will tickle the pus-filled, filth-oozing, maggot-infested, holiday-cheer center of your cold, undead heart. Awww.