It can be quite gamey for some, and pleasing your zombie husband after a long day of menacing is no easy task! There's hope in the form of a little miracle shaker, a secret ingredient called Bacon Salt® that takes those legs, arms, and unmentionable-but-still-edible areas to new and more bacony heights.
It's a sensible choice for the modern zombie housewife looking to stay slim and attractive — Bacon Salt has zero calories, zero fat, and is even kosher for when you invade that synagogue or eat a wandering rabbi. Because everything, even zombie food, should taste like bacon. And now it can.
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