This exclusive, one of a kind, hand-crafted, table-top coffin, made from solid woods, lined with blood-red damask over organic cotton batting, was crafted by the resident Zombie at Braided Oaks Spirits with great affection for Fangoria fans everywhere and all the twisted enjoyment the horror genre represents.
Zombie Apocalypse Vodka wants you to know that bullets aren’t your only weapon for the coming apocalypse; if the cold war taught us anything, it’s that you don’t have to kill your enemy; you only have to convert them to your side. Their research has shown that Zombie Apocalypse Vodka resuscitates dormant pleasure centers, resurrecting the universal desire for the pursuit of pleasure. The soft, white wheat used to create this spirit distills into one of the smoothest Vodkas on the planet; changing the Undead mantra of “Brains!” into “Grains!”
The coffin holds two full color 12x18 posters as well as a pair of official Zombie Apocalypse Vodka shot glasses. So, if you really want to be able to say you shot a Zombie; give ‘em a shot of Zombie Apocalypse Vodka and bring the party to life!
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