Thursday, March 21, 2013

Zombified Michael Jackson? Experience The Freakshow That Is The Return Of The Moonwalker

If nothing else, Mike Maria's The Return of the Moonwalkergets points for being batshit crazy, and that's before seeing any actual footage from the movie. How else do you classify a story as insane as this one in which Michael Jackson is the key to world domination?

There are dwarves, a time travelling sorcerer, lesbian ghost hunters, a "punk circus" and horny college dudes. And that's only the beginning!
Michael Jackson's hand has been stolen from his crypt in LA!!

The culprits: two love-struck leather dwarves, acting on the orders of Dr. Cagliostro, a time-traveling sorcerer posing as the manager of a “punk circus” in Berlin. The mysterious mystic's mad plan: use the risen Michael to rouse the masses and ignite a global revolution!

Realizing something strange is afoot, two lesbian ghost hunter girls and three horny college dudes team up to infiltrate Cagliostro's circus. Things come to a head when the rapidly decaying Jacko-Zombie Messiah takes over the circus and starts his own "Rainbow Revolution" one that quickly descends into chaos.

The only thing better than this synopsis is the trailer which is as stranger than anything you could possibly envision. This has cult-movie-in-the-making written all over it and we'll even have a chance to discover it without having to track it down on and pay through the nose to import it (though sometimes that's half the fun).

The Return of the Moonwalker opens theatrically in Germany at the end of the month and will be available on VOD internationally in March.

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